What did I do to deserve this? I'm a GOOD boy.
The other day I was taking a bath,just sitting there minding my own business when Mama comes up to me and tried to murder me!!! She put a noose around my neck and left it there to choke the life right out of me.
I tried to bite the shiny thingy off but I got it wedged in my mouth like a dog tag on a dead sailor.
I tried to chew my shoulder off but that didn't work either.
I did a couple of somersaults and twirls hoping that it would fall off but it was still there, tight as ever, when I landed.
GAAAK! CHOKE!!! ICANTBREATH! GAAH! URGH! COUGH! HELPMEEEEE!
Labels: Lorenzo
posted by Tami Wyatt at 11:02 AM
2 Comments:
I guess you did get one for Renzo, too...and I see he loves it??!!
dont worry renzo! when mama put a shiny thing around my neck i triend to bite my shoulder off too! but it dident work either!
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